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Funny Phonics

​​       Funny Phonics is a comprehensive reading program that provides parents and teachers with everything they need to teach their children and students (older or younger) how to read. At Funny Phonics, we believe that reading is a gift from GOD, and is an essential part of a joyful, holy, successful life. It is through reading the Bible that we get to know our CREATOR and KING: GOD the FATHER, GOD the LORD JESUS CHRIST, and GOD the HOLY SPIRIT. We desire to help every person learn to read well and get to know GOD well. 

       Everything that we have on this website, we offer to you, free of charge. "Freely we have received; Freely we give" (Matthew 10:8). We recommend that you start your student on Lesson 1 and work your way through all 70 lessons. Review each lesson several times, until your student has mastered that lesson. By the time you finish all the lessons with your student, he or she will be a proficient reader. This course works whether your student is a total beginner and doesn't even know his alphabet yet, or if he knows how to read a little, or if he is struggling in his reading skills. There is no time limit on how fast the student should learn. This course is composed of seventy lessons: 59 Phonics Lessons, and 11 Auxiliary Lessons. There are 52 weeks in a year. Therefore, if you do one lesson per week, your student will finish the course in about a year and a half. If you tackle two lessons per week, your students will complete the course in one school year. Go at the pace your student needs. Remember, you are laying a foundation for ALL of the student's future ability to learn. Reading is the first step in being able to read math word problems, science, history, and every other subject. However long it takes to learn how to read, this is a skill worth investing in.

       We recommend that you get a 3-ring binder and buy a package of page protectors. When preparing for a lesson, print off the PDFs, put them in page protectors, and place the pages in the binder. Then, your student will be able to practice these pages over and over.

       May ABBA FATHER, the LORD JESUS CHRIST, and the HOLY SPIRIT bless you richly, and have fun reading!

Your servants in CHRIST JESUS our LORD,

Eva Marie Hahn and Regina Marie Harp, 

Disciples of JESUS CHRIST and Mother/Daughter Co-Founders

Three Great Reasons to Use Funny Phonics:

1. It's FREE!!! ($350 value) - We offer it at no charge because we want EVERYONE to be able to learn how to read!
2. It's WHOLESOME - Good morals and Biblical Values are written into all the stories!
3. It's WORKING!!! - Parents and Reading Tutors are using it with their students and obtaining excellent results.

Testimonial from Ralanna Currin:

"My friend, Regina Harp, asked me if my daughter, Paisley, could be the test subject for the Funny Phonics reading curriculum she and her mother were developing. I willingly agreed. I had been teaching Paisley to read, but we had run into a brick wall. When we began the program, Paisley could read basic consonant-vowel-consonant words and some silent e words, but that was about all. We decided to meet once a week over Zoom. I sat in on all of the lessons and learned their techniques. Paisley quickly captured the concepts and began making strides. Over the course of a year, she progressed to a fifth grade reading level. 

After seeing Paisley's progress, I recently decided to use the Funny Phonics program to help my  older daughter, who is 12 years old, to fill in some gaps that she has in her reading skills. She had not been taught with a solid phonics curriculum and struggled with reading skills even as a 7th grader. Paisley studies one lesson per week. However, with my twelve-year-old, I decided to start her at lesson 3 and she is progressing at about one lesson per DAY, until we reach an area where we need to spend more time. A great thing about the program is that each student can progress as quickly or as slowly as needed.  I love the simplicity of the program. It is very user friendly, and the price (free) is just right! 

(Pictured below: Chip & Ralanna Currin, daughter Paisley)

The Curriculum Development Team

Eva Marie Hahn
Disciple of JESUS CHRIST;
Wife, Mother of 6, Grandmother of 23, and Great-Grandmother of 4;
Intercessor;
Artist;
Award-Winning Reading Teacher;
Children's Author 
   I remember my very first reading experience, crying because I couldn’t understand how to do it.  I went on to overcome the problems and become an avid reader. Reading is one of the most important things I do every day, and I cannot imagine life without reading skills. My desire is to give to others the joy and sense of accomplishment that comes from learning to read.
       My first experience teaching some one to read was a 16-year-old home-bound student I was hired to teach. I found out he could not read and his younger sister had been doing his school work. I set out to teach him to read, and became a student of reading techniques.  As an activity director of a sixteen-bed home for the handicapped, I was given eight students from eighteen to sixty years old and was told to teach them to read. This task had not been accomplished in their years at school, but I was expected to do it. This is where I learned to break things down to their smallest steps, and help my students achieve success.  At this point I became part of the literacy program. I began to teach them basic phonics and had literacy volunteers work individually with them to practice reading.  All of them accomplished some reading skills. 
      I then began to home school my son and taught him to read at the age of five, using the skills I had learned in literacy training.  I loved to attend literacy training workshops because I always came home with another nugget of wisdom that would help a student. I soon began to realize that the hardest part of helping a student succeed, was overcoming that sense of failure they had experienced all through school. If I could change that, their chances of success would increase.  Through the Adult Literacy program, I worked with adult students for twenty-five years. Then, I began to work with younger students who were failing and helped them gain the reading skills they needed. I also helped a brain-injured woman relearn reading.  Every student I work with challenges me in some way to keep learning and studying.
      One of the most rewarding and challenging experiences I have had is working with ESL (English as a Second Language) students.  They ask many questions about the English language and expect more than “That’s just the way it is.”   They want to know how to figure out the sound of a word and to know why it says that, and what rule they should use. I also find that the window of opportunity for working with many literacy students is very short. They often change jobs and move on before much can be accomplished.  
     In 2003, I began working on a phonics curriculum to be used by tutors to move their students systematically through a body of materials with success and a sense of achievement. I tried to make it simple and easy to understand for both the tutor and student because neither one needs to experience more failure. Being a tutor means teaching another person communication skills, so that they will no longer be vulnerable to manipulation and control by others, and will have the skills necessary for survival and prosperity. 
      Work on the curriculum slowed down when I moved in 2013. I needed time to establish my new home and take care of my family. Then, in the spring of 2024, at the urging of my grandchildren and daughters, I recommenced work on the project. This time, my daughter Regina was in a position where she could help me with computer skills and the organization of my files. On the eve of Mother's Day, we talked for hours about what the curriculum could look like. Then we took out a piece of paper and put together a plan. Funny Phonics was born. We are happy to share with you our labor of love. Happy reading!

Note: Mrs. Hahn was given the "2006 Spotlight on Service Award" by Illinois Secretary of State/Illinois State Librarian Jesse White and by the Illinois Press Association. This was presented to her for her outstanding service as an Illinois Literacy Tutor.
Joy Cluck
Disciple of JESUS CHRIST;
Wife, Mother of 5, Grandmother of 9; Great-Grandmother of 1
Intercessor;
Artist;
Children's Author 
Joy Cluck lives up to her cheerful name! She is full of the joy of the LORD, and was commissioned by the LORD JESUS Himself to write children's stories. "Max in a Jam" was her very first story. Joy enjoys cooking, sewing, art, music, writing, gardening, and spending time with her family.
Lillian Adelline Cluck
Disciple of JESUS CHRIST;
Artist and Musician
Lillian Cluck is a young artist whose dream is to illustrate the entire New Testament and making it available online free of charge! Funny Phonics is honored to be the host of this amazing project. The Illustration of Scripture showcases her amazing GOD-given ability to capture the essence of Scripture in breathtaking artwork.
Lillian enjoys creating artwork, music, and Korean Cuisine.  
Regina Marie Harp
Disciple of JESUS CHRIST;
Wife and Mother;
Intercessor & Evangelist;
Sidewalk Counselor and Advocate for the Unborn;
Composer, Musician, Artist;
Phonics Teacher;
Children's Author & Editor
Regina is a servant of the LORD JESUS CHRIST with a passion to bring people to JESUS and help them to come into close fellowship with ABBA FATHER, the LORD JESUS CHRIST, and the HOLY SPIRIT. She loves JESUS, Scripture, children, music, art, and words . Funny Phonics provides the platform for the confluence of all her GOD-given talents and interests.

Acknowledgements:


The authors (Eva Hahn and Regina Harp) have drawn inspiration and clarification from many resources. We would like to specifically recognize the following books and authors for their incredible inspiration:

The Holy Bible, King James Version and New Living Translation

The Beginner’s Bible by Zondervan

The Webster’s New World Dictionary

Sing, Spell, Read, and Write by Sue Dickerson

The ABC’s and All Their Tricks by Margaret M. Bishop

Turbo Reader by Phyllis Schlafly

The Reading Teacher’s Book of Lists by Edward B. Fry, PH.D. and Jacqueline E. Kress, ED.D.

 

We would also like to give a standing ovation to FATHER GOD, the LORD JESUS CHRIST, and the HOLY SPIRIT for their amazing inspiration, guidance, ideas, and help that they have provided during the last 40 years as we have traveled on this phonics journey, and specifically the last year-and-a-half as we buckled down to finish the course. Your salvation, Divine Help, prophetic words, and tender care have been so wonderful. Also, we would like to thank the many family members and friends who have encouraged us, helped us, and given us guidance as we wrote this curriculum. Funny Phonics would not be what it is today without their amazing support and ideas! A few stories must be told. The LORD started my Mom (Eva) on this Phonics Journey through her boss, Martha Pool, who was convinced that her adult residents with disabilities could indeed learn to read. Martha is now in Heaven, enjoying her eternal reward.  SoJourner Wade Clark-Sine was one of my prophets and spoke JESUS’ heart to me, encouraging me (Regina) to complete Funny Phonics and not get sidetracked. Dave, my husband, took care of ALL the mowing and outdoor work all spring and summer as Mom and I finished writing this course. He has also listened for hours to daily progress reports and offered excellent counsel. Joy Cluck joined our team and has spent many days writing thoughtful stories for our students. Lillian Cluck’s beautiful artwork in “The Illustration of Scripture” has been absolutely breathtaking. Michelle Sawyer's tireless help as a caregiver for my Dad enabled my mother to focus on curriculum development. And my coworkers at Coalition Life have listened for the past year-and-a-half to countless hours of me brainstorming ideas and composing songs for the course. Ellie Richardson spent three hours one day helping me write Comprehension Questions and Projects! The following people were all instrumental in the progress of Funny Phonics :

Anne Hogan                                                            Scott Davis

Ralanna Currin                                                       Monique Becnel

Paisley Currin                                                          Ellie Richardson

Reverend Dr. Jeffrey Lindner                              Sarah Richardson

Kristina Miller                                                           Sherie McCormick

Chris & Stephanie Hahn                                      Karen Kulig

Noah Hahn                                                               Michelle Sawy

Sam Hahn

Meghan Buehner

 

A huge thank you to you all! May the LORD JESUS give you an abundant reward for your love and encouragement!!!

If you have any questions about the Funny Phonics Mentorship Program, you may email Regina at

regina@harpsonline.net

Please put "Funny Phonics" in the Subject Line.

Funny Phonics

Inspired by Our Best Friend, JESUS the MESSIAH

Copyright 2025 by Eva Hahn and Regina Harp.

Universal Permission is granted to make copies of the material on this website for educational purposes. Because of GOD's kindness to us, we are able to offer Funny Phonics free of charge to everyone. Our goal is not to make money. Our goal is to help people learn how to read and get to know JESUS. Funny Phonics is more than a curriculum. It is a discipleship program. We are training children in knowledge (how to read), wisdom (how to put JESUS' teachings into practice), and understanding (comprehending the words they are learning and stories they are reading).

Mission Statement:
Our goal is to help people learn how to read so that they can read the Bible and get to know the LORD JESUS CHRIST, the HOLY SPIRIT, and ABBA FATHER GOD as their BEST FRIENDS!
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