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Funny Phonics

Inspired by my Best Friend,
JESUS the MESSIAH

Everything you need
To teach someone to read! (Child or Adult)

​​       At Funny Phonics, we believe that reading is a gift from GOD, and is an essential part of a joyful, holy, successful life. It is through reading the Bible that we get to know our CREATOR and KING: GOD the FATHER, GOD the LORD JESUS CHRIST, and GOD the HOLY SPIRIT. We desire to help every person learn to read well and get to know GOD well. 

       This website is still under construction due to the fact that we are actively writing curriculum. But what we have, we offer to you, free of charge. "Freely we have received; Freely we give." We recommend that you start your student on Lesson 1 and work your way through the lessons. Review each lesson several times, until your student has mastered that lesson. By the time you finish all the lessons with your student, he or she will be a proficient reader. This course works whether your student is a total beginner and doesn't even know his alphabet yet, or if he knows how to read a little, or if he is struggling in his reading skills. There is no time limit on how fast the student should learn. This course is composed of seventy lessons: 59 Phonics Lessons, and 11 Auxiliary Lessons. There are 52 weeks in a year. Therefore, if you do one lesson per week, your student will finish the course in a little over a year. If you tackle two lessons per week, your students will complete the course in one school year. Go at the pace your student needs. Remember, you are laying a foundation for ALL of the student's future ability to learn. Reading is the first step in being able to read math, science, history, and every other subject. However long it takes to learn how to read, this is a skill worth investing in.

       We recommend that you get a 3-ring binder and buy a package of page protectors. Every time you print off a resource, put it in a page protector and place it in the binder. Then, your student will be able to practice these pages over and over.

       May ABBA FATHER, the LORD JESUS CHRIST, and the HOLY SPIRIT bless you richly, and have fun reading!

Your servants in CHRIST JESUS our LORD,

Eva Marie Hahn and Regina Marie Harp, 

Disciples of JESUS and Mother/Daughter Co-Founders

Before you begin:

Before you begin, let's see how much your student knows! Print off the Funny Phonics Reading Level Test. Have your student read as much as he or she can. Circle the section where things get hard for him. Once a month, you can have him re-take the test and view his progress!

 

Funny Phonics Reading Level Test
Song: Matthew 7:24 & 25; Listen to My Teaching, Follow it and Be Wise
Song: "And Now I Will Send the HOLY SPIRIT" Luke 24:49
A-a-Adam Song Worksheet

Lesson 1: Letter Sounds & Flashcards

This lesson introduces the sounds of each letter. First, print off the A-a-Adam Song. Then play the video and sing along!

FLASHCARDS:

English has vowels and consonants, which each are written as UPPER CASE LETTERS or lower case letters. Print off this document as a double sided document (flip on the short edge) to help learn the letters. Pictures help beginner readers remember what sound each letter makes. On the back is a Bible verse that includes that topic, plus a Biblical Concept for the student to learn and practice!

Funny Phonics Flashcards
Song: A-a-Adam Song

Lesson 2: UPPER CASE and lower case

Work with your student to recognize the upper case and lower case letters without pictures: Aa, Bb, Cc. Then practice sounding out the letters while pointing to them.

Aa, Bb, Cc
A A A A a a a a

Lesson 3: Blending Two Letters

This lesson takes all of the consonants and combines them with all of the vowels. For example: ba, be, bi, bo, bu.

Blending Two Letters
The Ba, Be, Bi, Bo, Bu Song

Lesson 4: Short Vowel Words 

Student can begin reading words that have the pattern "consonant + vowel + consonant". These are all short vowel sounds. Ex: bat, bet, bit, bot, but

Game: spell "bed" with your fingers!

Short Vowel Words
Short Vowel Practice

Lesson 5: Short A

These short stories, "I am Sam" and "Max in a Jam", will give the reader practice using the short vowel "A". Print them off and have your student practice them until he or she can read them smoothly.

I Am Sam
Max in a Jam

Lesson 6: Short E

Expand the student's reading skills by helping him to practice the short e sound in "Bess has a Pet" and "Bess in a Mess". Have the student practice reading these stories until they can read them smoothly without help.

Bess has a Pet
Bess in a Mess

Lesson 7: Short i

Add a new vowel to your student's repertoire with "Jim's Pig" and "The BIG Pig in the Big Tent".

Jim's Pig
The BIG Pig in the Big Tent

Lesson 8: Short O

Explore short "O" with "Bob's Pets" & "And GOD did Nod".

Short o Lesson and Bob's Pets
And GOD did Nod

Lesson 9: Short U

Complete the study on short vowel sounds by reading and practicing "Bud's Pup" and "Six Ducks and a Pup".

Short u Lesson and Bud's Pup
Six Ducks and a Pup

Lesson 10 & 11: Consonant Blends & Blends Fade Page

Lesson 10 allows your student to practice his consonant blends. After your student has learned the blends with the pictures, it's time to take the pictures away. Lesson 11 focuses on reading and practicing the fade page list. Also, your student can read "The Truck was Stuck at Sam's Mill". Finally, complete the worksheet by circling the blends in the words.

Consonant Blends
 
Recognizing R & L Blends (Worksheet)
The Truck was Stuck at Sam's Mill
 
Consonant Blends Worksheet
 

Lessons 12 & 13: Shortcuts
an/en/in/on/un
ack/eck/ick/ock/uck

When the student can instantly recognize these shortcuts, he will not have to sound out simple words that contain these patterns. Print this PDF. For Lesson 12, have the student practice the an/en/in/on/un words. For Lesson 13, have him practice the ack/eck/ick/ock/uck words. Then read the story and poems.

Shortcuts
Lesson 13: Jack the Black Cat

Lesson 14: Long Vowel Sounds

We will now add the Long Sounds of the vowels. They are also called their "Name Sounds", because the long vowels say their names: A, E, I, O, and U. Sing along with the video and you will quickly understand!

Long Vowel Sounds
 

Lesson 15: Final Silent E
 

Adding an "E" at the end of a short word makes a big difference! Ex:

cap / cape

pet/  Pete

fin/  fine

hop/  hope

cub/  cube

Read these words, then read about Adam and Eve in "GOD Made Man"

Final Silent E
 

Lesson 16: Vowel Teams

When two vowels walk together, the first one says its name. The second vowel is silent. This rule only applies to these vowel teams: 

ai, ee, oa, oe, ue, ui, and sometimes ie and ea. Read this lesson with your student, and then enjoy the story, "JESUS Heals the Sick and Endures Pain on the Cross." 

Vowel Teams
 

Lesson 17: Final Silent E's Jobs

Explore all the ways the Silent E shows up, and read some of the wisdom of King Solomon!

Final Silent E's Jobs
 

Lesson 18: Sight Words

Sight words are common words that don't follow the rules. Therefore, they must simply be practiced and memorized. Read this list out loud one word at a time so that your student can hear how it is supposed to sound. Then, have your student repeat the word. Practice this list every day. Soon, your student will be reading these words fluently.

Sight Words
 

Lesson 19: The Letter "S" at the End of Words

Explore the Letter "S" sounds and rules, and find out what happens when "s" is added at the end of a word.

"S" at the End of Words
 

Lesson 20: Y at the End of Short Words Says Long i

"Y" at the end of short words says the Long "i" sound. Examples are by, my, and try. Practice these words and read "Mary's Box". 

Y at the End of Short Words
 

Lesson 21: Y at the End of a Long Word or Syllable Says Long E (happy, joyfully)

Practice these words and read the story "A Windy Day"!

Y and LY at the End of a Word 
 

Lesson 22: AY Vowel Team: day, way, may

Practice these AY words, then read about Fay and Ray in "Play Day". Then enjoy the story, "Lucy the Lady Bug", which highlights the "Y Rules".

AY Vowel Team
 
Lucy the Ladybug
 

Lesson 23: -ing, -ang, -ong, -ung

Learn to read these suffixes and read the story, "A Long Hike".

ing, ang, ong, ung
 

Lesson 24: -ink, -ank, -unk,
-onk

Practice the pattern, as in: sink, sank, have sunk, and sunken ship. Then read "JESUS Cleans the Men's Stinky Feet". 

ink, ank, unk, onk

Lesson 25: Adding -ing
to root words

Add "ing" to root words. Examples: reading, writing, thinking.

Adding "ing" to Root Words

Lesson 26: Using "ed" at the end of words

"Ed" is used at the end of verbs to make them past tense. Discover the fascinating rules that govern "ed"!

Using "ED" at the end of Verbs to Make them Past Tense

Lesson 27: Vowel Clusters, Consonant Clusters, and R-Influenced Vowels

When your student learns these clusters and R-influenced vowels, his reading will soar to new levels!

 Vowel Clusters, Consonant Clusters, and R-Influenced Vowels

Lesson 28: -OR

Practice -OR with "The Storm". Practice it until your student can read it smoothly and fluently.

The Storm

Lesson 29: -AR

Practice -AR by reading "A Trip to the Farm".

A Trip to the Farm

Lesson 30: -ER, -IR, -UR

Practice these R-Influenced vowels by reading "Bert the Cat" and "An Outfit for Shirley".

Bert the Cat
and 
An Outfit for Shirley

Lesson 31: Syllables

Reading long words becomes easy when you break the words down into syllables. Learn how!

What is a Syllable?

Lesson 32: Sh as in Ship

Practice reading the "sh" cluster by reading "The Mall".

Sh as in Ship

Lesson 33: Prefixes

Learn how to recognize common beginnings to words. Also, learn what these prefixes mean!

Prefixes

Lesson 34: Suffixes

Learn how to recognize common endings to words. Also, learn what these suffixes mean!

Suffixes

Lesson 35: Ch as in Child

Practice reading the "ch" cluster.

The Ch Sound

Lesson 36: Th as in The and Think, and Thr as in Three

Practice reading these common clusters.

Th is a Letter Team

Lesson 37: Ow as in Owl
and Ou as in Couch

Ow as in owl

The first sound of the letters "ow".

Lesson 38: Ow as in Snow;
 

The second sound of the letters "ow".

Ow as in Snow

Lesson 39: Ew as in New;
Ue as in Blue

Practice reading these vowel sounds.

Ew Has Two Sounds

Lesson 40:
Aw as in jaw
Au as in haul
Qu as in queen

Abide in JESUS
 

Practice reading "Aw" and "Au" vowel sounds, "qu" words, and "squ" words. Then learn what it means to ABIDE in JESUS.

Aw and Au
Qu as in queen
Abide in JESUS' Love
Song: John 15:10 If You Keep My Commandments

Lesson 41:
Oi as in Coin 
and Oy as in Boy

Pray Bold Prayers
 

Oy and Oi
Pray Bold Prayers!
John 15:7 Song: "If You Abide in Me" by Maranatha Kids

Lesson 42:
OO as in Book
OO as in Moon

Teach JESUS' Commands
 

OO as in Book; OO as in Moon
Teach JESUS' Commands
Song: Matthew 28:19 & 20
"Go and Make Disciples"

Lesson 43:
tion, sion, cian, cien, and tian =shun

cious and tious=shus

cial=shul

Anticipate JESUS' Rewards
 

tion=shun
Anticipate JESUS' Rewards
Song: "Well Done" (Matthew 25:21, Luke 17:10, and Revelation 2 & 3)

Lesson 44:
The two sounds of "G" (as in go and gym) . "DGE".

Become One of JESUS' Best Friends!

The Letter G and "DGE"
Become One of JESUS' Best Friends
Song: "I Choose to be Like JESUS"

Lesson 45:
PH = "F"

Matthew Chapter 5
 

PH = "F"
Matthew Chapter 5

Lesson 46:
The Two Sounds of C (as in cot and bicycle)
 

The Two Sounds of C

Lesson 47:
"igh" as in "high"; "ight" as in "light"
"eigh"="a" as in eight

igh, ight, ei, and eigh

Lesson 48: ch
English says: ch
French says: sh
Greek says: Kr
 

CH in English, French, and Greek

Lesson 49: All, Awl, and Alk
 

All, Awl, and Alk

Lesson 50:
"ey" = "E" as in Key
"ey" = "A" as in Obey
 

Practice reading these words and read "A Humble KING on a Donkey".

EY says "E" or "A"

Lesson 51: ough can say "off", "aw", "ow", "o", "oo", or "uff"

OUGH words must be learned like vocabulary words. Practice these words and then read Psalm 34.

OUGH

Lesson 52: Y Rules

 Practice these words and then read "Young Yolanda" and "Symphony in the Gym".

Y Rules
Hymn of Heaven

Lesson 53: 
i=e in Latin & Romance language words such as "piano"

et=Long A in French words as in "ballet"

 Practice these words and then read "My Sister, the Prima Ballerina"

I=e, et=Long A
Song: Seest Thou a Man

Lesson 54: Contractions
 

Contractions are informal words that are commonly used in speech to shorten the words. Read these common contractions and then enjoy the story of JESUS feeding the 5,000 and walking on the water!

Contractions

Lesson 55:
"gn"="n" (silent g) as in gnat, sign, reign, and campaign


 

GN=N

Lesson 56:
"gh" = "g", "ff", or is silent
 

GH=g, ff, or silent

Lesson 57: When to use "a" or "an"

"a" says "uh" at the beginning of some words, as in about, await, & America

"a" as in father
 

A or An

Lesson 58: Silent Letters

Silent K as in know

Silent B as in Comb

Silent H as in Honest

Silent U as in Guard

Silent W as in Wrote

Silent P as in Psalm

Silent L as in Walk

Silent S as in Illinois

Silent G as in Paradigm
 

Silent Letters
Song: "Yes,Sir; Yes, Ma'am"

Lesson 59:
A Few Final Phonics Rules:
-old, olt, oll, ost
-ild, ind
-ull
-ful
-sc says "s"
-Rules about X
-ea & ear

A Few Final Phonics Rules
Song: Make This Moment

Lesson 60:
Practice Using a Dictionary
 

Have your student look up words and definitions in order to understand

Psalm 91 better.

Using a Dictionary

Lesson 61:
Practice Using an Encyclopedia

Using an Encyclopedia

Lesson 62:
Practice Using a Thesaurus and a Concordance

Using a Thesaurus and a Bible Concordance

Lesson 63: Everyday Useful Terms, Measurements, and Abbreviations

Reading is practical! Your student will encounter these reading words in their everyday life! 

Everyday Useful Terms, Measurements, and Abbreviations

Lesson 64:
Pronouncing The 50  United States of America and their capitals

Lesson 65:
Pronouncing The Nations of the World and their capitals

Learn how to pronounce the 197 countries of the world and their capitals!

Go and Make Disciples of All the Nations

Lesson 66:
Books of the Bible: Old Testament & New Testament

Learn how to pronounce the 66 Books of the Bible, and how they are organized.

The Books of the Bible and their Organization
Song: Books of the Old Testament
Song: Books of the New Testament
(Composer unknown)

Lesson 67:
Pronouncing Names in the Bible

The 12 Disciples

 

Rules of thumb: Use your phonics rules to sound out names, listen to recordings, and remember that the saints are very forgiving (There are no name-police!)

"Follow Me and Be My Disciple"

Lesson 68:
The Quest for Knowledge, Wisdom, Understanding, Discernment, Common Sense, Counsel, Might, Revelation, and the Fear of the LORD:

Reading the Bible;
(Challenge: Read the entire Bible!)

The Book of Proverbs

Memorizing Scripture and turning it into songs

Reading Books

Using the Library
-Obtain a Library Card
-Biographies
-Historical Fiction
-Science
-Classics
-Series

Challenge: Reading your Textbooks like a Library Book

"Up to now, 
you have been learning how to read. 
Now, you are reading to LEARN." -Unknown

 

The statement "Up to now, you have been learning how to read. Now, you are reading to learn" signifies a shift from focusing on the mechanics of decoding words to actively engaging with text to acquire knowledge and understanding. It marks the transition from learning to read to using reading as a tool for learning. 

Here's a more detailed explanation:

  • Learning to Read:

    This phase focuses on developing foundational skills like phonics, recognizing letters and sounds, and building vocabulary. The goal is to be able to decipher written words and sentences. 

  • Reading to Learn:

    Once the basic reading skills are established, the focus shifts to using reading as a means to acquire new information, explore ideas, and deepen understanding of various subjects. This involves active engagement with the text, critical thinking, and making connections to prior knowledge. 

Essentially, it's the difference between learning how to use a tool (reading) and using that tool to build or create something (learning). 

Lesson 69: Challenge: Read and Sing the Bible!

 

These are links to Scripture songs that your student can learn and memorize!

Genesis 1 by King's Things
Exodus 20:1-17 
Proverbs 25 by King's Things
Luke 2:1-20
Ephesians 6 by King's Things

Lesson 70: The Illustration of Scripture

 

With breathtaking artistic talent, Miss Lillian Adelline Cluck brings the Scriptures to life in a whole new way! Watch her work-in-progress as she illustrates the Creation Story from Genesis 1:1 - Genesis 2:3!

Congratulations!!! 
You have graduated from Funny Phonics!!! You are now well-equipped to read the approximately 500,000 words in the English Language! Great Job!!!

Create Your Student's Diploma and Honors Awards

Diploma: Open Document using Microsoft Word, type in student's name and the date, and print.

What's next?

Read the entire Bible.
Follow JESUS and be His disciple.
Read all you can.
Learn all you can.
Develop your gifts and talents.
And join us every Saturday from 2-3 PM for Kids of Power & Praise (KOPPS) Club!  Click HERE for details!
 

If you have any questions about the Funny Phonics Mentorship Program, you may email Regina at

regina@harpsonline.net

Please put "Funny Phonics" in the Subject Line.

Funny Phonics

Inspired by My Best Friend, JESUS the MESSIAH

Copyright 2025 by Eva Hahn and Regina Harp.

Universal Permission is granted to make copies of the material on this website for educational purposes. Because of GOD's kindness to us, we are able to offer Funny Phonics free of charge to everyone. Our goal is not to make money. Our goal is to help people learn how to read and get to know JESUS. Funny Phonics is more than a curriculum. It is a discipleship program. We are training children in knowledge (how to read), wisdom (how to put JESUS' teachings into practice), and understanding (comprehending the words they are learning and stories they are reading).

Mission Statement:
Our goal is to help people learn how to read so that they can read the Bible and get to know the LORD JESUS CHRIST, the HOLY SPIRIT, and ABBA FATHER GOD as their BEST FRIENDS!
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